Pampered Puty Cat?

Dogs are known as mans best friend because they hve let themselves be domesticated to the fullest extent.  We cats pride ourselves in our resistence to domestication.  You humans may say we cheated in faking domestication but us cats would then like to remind you who is the one who bathes us, feeds us, grooms us and so much more?  We have called upon Li'l to report on why humans should become our pets. The Borg had it correct when they said "Resistence is futile!"  Cats are marvoulous creatures, we are intelligent, cunning and quick witted.  You humans are already treated like lower class than cats so why don't we just take it a tiny step forward by calling it domestication?  We pretty much have you domesticated anyway, exept for those pesky little human who refuse to have cats as "pets"(you had better learn to sleep with your eyes open).  We will rule to earth eventually! Mah-ha-ha-ha.  So go down to the animal shelter today and pick up a cat, so that we can dominate the worl... um so that we can love you.

P.S Seriouly you should learn to sleep with your eyes open!